Your face is a jimmy john
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
