**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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