I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
