Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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