oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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