I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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