Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
that is very illegal...i love you.
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