i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She bit a glass in half.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Life without a bra equals bliss.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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