just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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