Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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