People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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