Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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