you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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