wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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