Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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