Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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