If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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