Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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