Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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