I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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