i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The beer is more important than you right now.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
