im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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