CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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