Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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