would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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