brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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