Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
either way he was missing a nipple.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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