The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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