Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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