Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm really busy with my period
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