so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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