I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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