He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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