Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
