We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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