i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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