what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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