normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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