No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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