Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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