Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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