thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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