let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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