Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
