scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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