ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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