everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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