I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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