if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
