Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
