You work out of a Hotel?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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