If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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