It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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