I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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