bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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