it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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