I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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